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ethiopienne:

purplediamondskies:

queen-and-lady:

geekscoutcookies:

beautifulinmybrokenness:

thepleasureprinciple:

… do you know what I would be doing if I had an ass … ?

You be knowin’.

This. Id be going out my way doing daily things like this..

Grocery Store aisle shopping..

My mind is on some other shit

What’s going thru my mind is crazy but probably true. The only one who can maybe make some sense of it is my bestfriend, but I don’t wanna bug her. Maybe I should just shut everything down. My phone, computer, everything and reevaluate somethings.

imagine if it went the opposite way around Me: Hi! Can you sign my pap-
Band Member: Marry me.
Me: What?
Band Member: What?
Me:
Band Member:
Me:
Band Member: I mean yeah, sure I'll sign your paper.